I hate, loath, despise and abominate Valentine's Day, a faux-holiday perpetrated by the (mostly heteronormative) sex/romance industrial complex in order to sell more crap. Obviously, if I weren't bitter and alone I might feel differently.
Boycott Valentine's Day, I say. Don't buy the cards. Don't buy the flowers. Don't buy the candy- until it's marked down to 75% off. Then go crazy. Tonight, instead of going to some fancy schmancy restaurant with their special twice-the-normal-price menu, stay home and order a pizza. What could be more delightful than Sausage Delight?