I enjoy thunderstorms, long walks on the beach, puppies and seven inch stiletto heels.
Turn-offs: Mean people, back hair, crocs.
Turn-ons: English accents, a sense of humor, boys named Alex. Favorite quote:
"Cherry-lipped Adonis in his snowy shape,
Might not compare with his pure ivory white,
On whose fair front a poet's pen might write,
Whose rosiate red excels the crimson grape.
His love-enticing delicate soft limbs,
Are rarely framed t' intrap poor gazing eyes;
His cheeks, the lily and carnation dyes,
With lovely tincture which Apollo's dims.
His lips ripe strawberries in nectar wet,
His mouth a hive, his tongue a honeycomb,
Where muses (like bees) make their mansion.
His teeth pure pearl in blushing coral set.
Oh how can such a body sin-procuring,
Be slow to love, and quick to hate, enduring?"
-Richard Barnfield
5 comments:
wellingtons and bells and a painter to boot , i like it !
Just guessing, but I doubt I'll be seeing knockoffs of this at Target anytime soon.
Ahaha! Even Francesco Whatsisname would look absurd in this.
That's hilariously bad, but the poor womenfolk have it even worse:
http://tinyurl.com/l43bwq
"but the poor womenfolk have it even worse"
Um... are you sure that's a woman?
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