Two things to share with you today. First off, if you have ever wondered about my political affiliations, just have a a look at this bumper sticker I found in a drawer. Keep in mind that I have never affixed a sticker to a bumper.
Next we have a 1999 cover to possibly the most boring gay magazine that ever existed, The Guide. The cover boy is a fellow who went by the nom de porn of Billy Brandt, and obviously he's the reason I saved it. He appeared nowhere inside the magazine, he was just there to lure us suckers in. No pun intended.
By the way, if you want to see a strange and completely unnecessary Wikipedia article, look no further than his entry. Be happy that if you ever need to know the length of Mr. Brandt's accoutrement, you'll know exactly where to look.