Here's a task for you: try and make Francisco Lachowski look like a doofus. Impossible, you say? Not at all, as evidenced by the photo above. Start with a really unattractive hair-do. The coat is nice, as are the boots, but he seems to be wearing a leotard with a sequined collar. Also, matching sequined leggings, and, I think, garters? Whatever it is, shows quite a bit of exposed thigh. All in all, the perfect ensemble if you happen to be doing a trapeze act.
This is how we prefer to see Francisco: in a beautifully designed pair of swim trunks, ready for the beach... or whatever. Cowabunga!