Last week a 17-year-old boy got it into his head to go streaking at the Toronto Blue Jays game (that's baseball, I'm told) and made a bit of a sensation.
There are a few things I learned from this incident.
- YOLO stands for "You Only Live Once." Having grown up watching James Bond movies, I happen to know that you only live twice.
- Streaking isn't what it used to be. Back in my day, streaking, by definition, involved being "naked as a jay bird." (See below for Ray Steven's seminal masterpiece, The Streak.) These days you can "streak" in a Speedo, which seems, in my opinion, to diminish the shock value.
- As far as I'm concerned, boys who look like that can streak all they want.