Now I'll Never Be A Teen Model!
...Because I'm too old and too fat! But that's no problem for teen model Ryan Taylor who started pulling down the big bucks as a top model while still in high school. He's Canadian! How adorable is that? Such a cute, skinny little thing. (Not so little; he's 6'2".) And don't you love it when these model types try to look nerdy by putting on a pair of horn-rimmed glasses. You ain't fooling no one, honey.