"Jesus, this guy's like Tickle Me Elmo for English majors."
As expected, Twilight opened big. Bigger than expected, although not as big as originally reported. (This is because it made $35 million on Friday, but considerably less than that on Saturday and even less on Sunday.) Today the cover of the new issue of Life & Style declares that Robert Pattinson is "The Sexiest Man In The World!" and I just shake my head in wonderment. My personal taste for chicken not withstanding, I just don't get it, and now it has become a kind of compulsion with me. I even did a little unscientific survey at work today. "Sexiest man in the world? Yes or no?" Most common answer: "No." Second most common answer: "Um... no." Of course, everyone I asked was above the age of twenty.
But, hey, if you think he's hot, good for you. I'm sure you that we'll be seeing a lot of him for the next couple of years. I guess I'd better get used to it.