This Just In: Aaron Johnson Can't Keep His Shirt On!
Or, from the looks of things, his pants! Not that we're complaining. A little bird sent me these pictures of the numero uno party boy of the year, Aaron "Kick-Ass" Johnson, who, as we know, has a compulsion to always be the most naked person in the room. He also seems to have developed quite an addiction to mascara. Ah well, to each his own. We love you Aaron, and we appreciate the photos, but next time could you please invite us to the party?