See what I did there? Made a little rhyme? (Don't judge me.)
This is Zander, who probably has a surname, but I don't know it, and who was eighteen when some of these pictures were taken, but I don't know when they were taken. I'm just a font of information, aren't I? Ok, so here's what I do know: this is a gorgeous boy. And the icing on the cake for me is the Pettyfer-like mole on Zander's upper lip. Hot.