Hello, everybody. Yes, It is I, Academy Award winning actress Anne Baxter speaking to you from beyond the grave. My dear friend Vera asked me to speak to you about her so-called "Big Gay Contest." Such a queer name for a contest, don't you think? But that's our Vera! Vera was busy knocking back a shaker full of Manhattans so she wanted me to remind you that today, Thursday, is the last day to enter her little drawing, and told me to remind you that you could find all the details at this "link" , whatever that is. She also happened to mention that she will accept entries until the stroke of midnight, Pacific Time (or as she so charmingly calls it, "-8 GMT." I swear, she's always speaking in riddles!
|Wasn't it nice of Bette to appear in my little film?|
More importantly, she wanted you to know that she has added three more films to the prize and both of them star ME, Academy Award winning actress Anne Baxter! Could you just die? The films are my magnum opus, All About Eve, co-starring my dear, dear friend Bette Davis (so sweet, and so down-to-Earth) and The Ten Commandments (3 disc special edition) with that stubborn, splendid, adorable fool, Chuck Heston.
|Just another night at The Manhole|
Apparently, if I can make out what Vera is saying to me, her speech is a bit slurred, that means that the fourth place prize now consists of thirteen DVDs instead of eleven. Oh dear, I don't even know what a "DVD" is! Could it be anything like an IUD?
And now I must be off. What a joy it was to speak to you!