In search of celebratory eye candy I turned to Google and looked for for "sexy leprechauns." The only appropriate thing I found was this, which I didn't think was equal to the occasion:
So here's the only thing that popped into my mind: Niall Horan, the Irish portion of X Factor boy band One Direction. I think he's a cute little thing, so I've chosen him to be our sexy leprechaun this year. Thank you, Uncle Simon.