Gooey River

River Viiperi sure had a great year, landing several major gigs (Hello, Versace!), topping a lot of  year-end polls as favorite male model of the year, and landing in Models.com's top five men of 2011. Naturally he would celebrate, as one does,  by stripping down and having a gallon of Lite Karo Syrup poured over his head. What could be more wholesome or natural?