Trying Not To Make An Obvious Pun

With a name like "Crank,"  the opportunity for cringe-worthy puns seems nearly endless.  But I believe that newbie model Ben Crank is too beautiful to be assailed with silly jokes about his name.  Instead, I should be writing odes to his clavicle,  sonnets to his lips, ballads about his eyes. 

OK, I will admit it. I was originally going to call this blog entry, "Yank My Crank," but I chickened out.


Jason Shaw said…
You are so right, that name is calling out for puns.......but the eyes and the jawline pulled my attention so much that words just vanished from my mind......

Your taste is always sublime.

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