Tommy Marr and Paddy Mitchell. I have a few thoughts about it.
- 1) Under most any other circumstance, a picture of someone who looked like Tommy Marr, dressed in those very Rocky Horror shorts would make my jaw drop, my tongue unfurl like an unrolling carpet, and steam to blow out of my ears. However in this photo, standing next to the practically perfect Paddy, I barely notice him. I assume that's just me.
- 2) Why is the top half of Paddy so overdressed?
- 3) Holy crap, the underwear!
- 4) I'm not a size queen, but I can be impressed.