"A Foolish Consistency Is The Hobgoblin Of Little Minds."

"I was obese, I'm massively insecure. I won't even take my top off in the pool. It's programmed into my head that I'm fat because I got bullied at school and I can't get it out." -George Shelley, 2013 

Flash Forward to May 2015:

Everything's Archie

Here are a few pictures of  Archie Bodimeade, from the UK.  When he isn't modeling or going to school, he plays football (the sport we call soccer in the USA). If you were to ask me to create an archetypical British jock, Archie is exactly what I would come up with.  Personally, I don't like a man with too many muscles,  but giant blue eyes and freckles are two things I can not resist.

Eurovision Totty, Part Deux

Nul points to Eurovision Televoters for not sending Michele Perniola, representing San Marino (pictured above)  and Eduard Romanyata, representing Moldova (below) on to the finals.  Fun fact: Michele is not from San Marino, and Eduard is not from Moldova.  I was also sad to see Denmark's  Anti Social Media, with their cute ginger frontman, get an early dismissal.  Finally, let me just say this: Serbia was robbed.

Oh, and one last thing. This guy, playing out of competition with Martin Grubinger and the Percussive Planet Ensemble.  Golly.

Ireland Doesn't Say "Yes"

Ireland says "HELL YES!"  Congratulations to all of my Irish cousins for being the first country to legalize marriage equality by popular vote, and by doing so by an overwhelming margin.  This is a great day.

A Selfie For Saturday

By someone who knows how to do selfies right.

Eurovision Totty

Loïc Nottet, a 19-year-old singer from Belgium, wasn't the only hotty on last night's Eurovision Song Contest semi-final last night, but he's the only one who advanced to the finals.  I don't think his number, which was very Dieter from Sprocketts, will win, but I like him. Video below.

Hate To Say I Told You So...

Actually, I'm glad to say I told you so.  Jack Mather, the 17-year-old skater boy with the face that could heal the sick, is Model.com's Model of the Week.  I first featured him here in March. 

Styles That Might Not Catch On

I'm still trying to figure this out.  Is it underwear? Pajamas?  It can't be something to be worn out in public.  So what's the deal? I've decided that it must be a special garment for boys with sensitive nipples.

Random Shirtless Guy Gone Wild

I tried to make this post a typical Random Shirtless Guy quickie, but Google had so many hot shirtless pictures of whippet-thin nineteen-year-old Erin Mommsen that I couldn't settle on just one. So, here's six pic of Erin. Born in the Dominican Republic, but raised in Pennsylvania, Erin is the current Model of the Week at Models.com, so check that out if you want to see some pictures of him with his shirt on.

Dreamboat

Look at the picture at the top of this post.  Look at all of these pictures.  When I see a face like that I have but two choices.  I can either drop dead on the spot, or fall madly in love.  I choose the latter. 

This (very) young man is named Lau Halding,  The only thing I know about him, other than his shoe size and the like, is that he is represented by a modeling agency in Denmark.  Other than that, I make no assumptions.

Shiny

Here's a new fave of mine, Aussie wonderboy Ed Bale, posing for the Singaporean magazine Men's Folio, or as he says on Instagram, "Havin' a flex and being shiny."  I have a feeling that Ed Bale is awesome.